Flashing Lights

I went out with this guy a few times, he’s really a nice guy. One of those nice guys that you’re likely to label “friend”. You know the guy I’m talking about. This man has two degrees, a good job, owns his home and professes to really like me. So why did he give me a key-chain with my name on it? Did I mention that it flashes my name, and it’s solar powered? I don’t ever remember declaring my love for keychains. In fact, I don’t even have any.

So, I’m wondering when did the key-chain become a token of affection.

P.S. - Did I mention it flashes "Lisa"? Just in case I forget my name, I guess.

 

Update 10/31/2010: Thanks for all the emails on this post :) I loved the Facebook comments too! 

I gave him an opportunity to explain the *craptastic* keychain - the explanation was supposed to be endearing but came off weak. I still prefer my gifts to come in boxes from the jeweler or Neiman Marcus.