ten things that suck about having more than 1 kid

1. You always have a queue viaing for your attention.
2. Mornings start to remind you of an assembly line.
3. You are constantly trying to convince your kids there is enough room on your lap.
4. There is never enough room on the refrigerator and you have to convince people that there is no hierarchy- you just want to make sure the door can open and close.
5. You've convinced yourself more than once that you don't need to buy new jeans until you can fit into size ____.
6. You've convinced yourself more than once that no one can tell you're wearing maternity clothes, even though you're not pregnant.
7. You have to decide which of your kid's is going to get _______ for $xxx.xx and the others can't.
8. You have to explain to your kids, that life isn't fair so they shouldn't expect you to treat them (i.e. like them) the same.
9. Driving from baseball... to soccer... to swimming and getting home at 7:30- 8:00p and you still have to feed them, bathe them, and make them do homework.
10. Immediately after #9 you have to clean up after them and you don't get to go to sleep unless you fall asleep putting one to sleep.